Resident Moron

Bringing it.

C’est ca que j’m

I love Snowball, the dancing cockatoo. I can’t get enough of his stompin’, headbangin’ style!

I love also one David Thorne, a man who submitted a drawing of a spider in lieu of his overdue payment. (via Geekologie.)

Click image for full article/email correspondence!

UPDATE: Oh my holy goodness. A Geekologie reader followed suit by submitting a spider drawing as an answer on his math test – and earned partial credit! I’m in heaven. P.S. Think this will help me get over my fear of creepy crawlies?

November 26, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Time to Kill | , , , , , , | 1 Comment

Finicky About Facial Hair?

LOL. Can someone please try these out and send in photographs? At least try the ninja star.

Wait, I think I found an even funnier one. Actually, all of this guy’s YouTube postings have raised the bar on entertainment, so check out Ramillen’s videos in your spare time!

My sister liked it so much, she tried to perfect the Salmon Dance herself:

UPDATE: This blogger over at Dyers.org has tried out almost every beard type he can think of. Wicked cool.

October 27, 2008 Posted by | Funny, Internet Content | , , , | Leave a comment

All I Wanna Do Is…

…share my current song addiction with you. Lots of mixed reviews on this one, but it works with my lazy, laidback, chilled-out, bummed out moods.

M.I.A. – Paper Planes (lyrics below)

[x2] I fly like paper, get high like planes
If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name
If you come around here, I make ‘em all day
I get one down in a second if you wait

[x2] Sometimes I think sitting on trains
Every stop I get to I’m clocking that game
Everyone’s a winner, we’re making that fame
Bonafide hustler making my name

[x4] All I wanna do is boom boom boom boom…
And (ka-ching!)
And take your money

[x2] Pirate skulls and bones
Sticks and stones and weed and bongs
Running when we hit ‘em
Lethal poison through their system

[x2] No one on the corner has swagger like us
Hit me on my Burner prepaid wireless
We pack and deliver like UPS trucks
Already going to hell just pumping that gas

[x4] All I wanna do is boom boom boom boom…
And (ka-ching!)
And take your money

M.I.A.
Third world democracy
Yeah, I got more records than the K.G.B.
So, uh, no funny business

Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go
Some some some I some I murder
Some I some I let go

[x4] All I wanna do is boom boom boom boom…
And (ka-ching!)
And take your money

P.S. Funny shit, check out this video by some fans of the song:

UPDATE: I can’t help but think M.I.A. might appreciate these Chanel gun shoes, below (via BoingBoing). Step-KAPOW! Step-KAPOW!

October 27, 2008 Posted by | Internet Content | , , , , , , | Leave a comment

   

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